me playing sports
me playing sports
I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him
I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”
and he went dead silent
had the opportunity and fucking seized it
Brad Pitt in 1994
I lose my shit every time I see this photoset.
this is not ok
when u put on a song u like at a party that no one knows
How many years before I can vote for this child?
How much longer?!
We watched one of his videos in my english class last year, my teacher told us he has some sort of illness and is not expected to live full life, so he makes these videos because he wants to impact the world while he can…
when they say youre too old for disney
The hop, I can’t. I cackled.
BUT DID YOU NOTICE AURORA
This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.
I’M STILL LAUGHING.
I will never not reblog this.
I can’t handle nicki coming out and performing flawless with bey it’s like seeing a lioness and a tiger laying by a freshwater oasis and you know you ass should run because it’s dangerous they’ll maul you but you just can’t look away
"Elmo is with his good friend, Lupita. They are talking about all the great things about their skin. For example, Elmo’s skin just happens to be very ticklish. Lupita’s skin happens to be a beautiful brown color. Skin can come in all different shades and colors. Isn’t skin just the best? However, ticklish or smooth or black or brown or white or tan, be sure to love the skin you are in."
I love this. I LOVE THIS. I love this. Children need to see this. Adults need to see this.
I love my skin!
everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay
I was expecting an explanation at the end of this but there wasn’t any.